106 Responses to “The internet’s official heavy metal band name generator”

  1. Sudeb Sarkar

    Satan’s health.
    Not sure if band name or insurance company..

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    • Skull

      S-Etan is an old guy
      PS: Unpleasant bitch? thats a nice name for a girls band

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    • Maderchod

      How is the health of your little laar, sarka bhai?
      You sarka a lot, don’t you?
      Well at least you use that little pilher for something sarkamandro.

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  2. Hastur the Friendly Horror

    Bring Me the Horizon. I don’t know, sounds like a bit of a shitty poser not trve kvlt band to me. It ams’nt brutals it ams like dildos.

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  3. lagerbottoms

    Children Of Abortion, Rectum Ghoul, Mass Of Penis, Bring Me The Sucker, Final Butt, Polar Shame, Babybach, The Worst Demon, Holy Nail….
    THOSE ARE AMAZING! I LOVE tHIS thiNG!”!

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  4. Kryštof Eichler

    Baby Poop…………well……….fair enough

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  5. Greg Jonson

    Decapitated Turd.
    You will hear this name a lot!

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  6. BurningBeard

    Hitman Dick. Why are you bringing my mother into this?

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  7. SuperMatt

    It said “Abnormal Penis” when I pushed the button…

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  8. a real yankee is from new engl

    troll fuckers…. nice a band name and an internet handle

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  9. GristleMcNerd

    I’ve tried it a few times… favorites so far include ValhallaFart and Angry Turd.

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  10. K-Hole

    TurboBlade 🙂 Mass of Flaws / Lethal Vulgaris / and the best ever: ULTIMATE PANTS!

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  11. Sawyer

    I got “FleshGun”, which seems like a euphemism for a penis.

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  12. Artor

    “AssFire” was my second click. Now I need to start a heavy metal band & call it that. Or maybe a brand of salsa.

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  13. Andre Osokin

    I bet someone is going to use a name for his band, which was generated by this website 🙂

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  14. Víctor Aguilar Campuzano

    I got BLACK SLAVES and TEENAGE PUSSY. O_o

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  15. E Morgan Schuster

    NecroVomit…the most original name it created out of twelve tries. The other eleven were names used by San Fernando Valley garage bands…only two of which had a mosh pit worth a damn..
    What ever happened to those good times?

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  16. aliensporebomb

    Machine Moon? Sounds like a combination of metal and techno. Like Neil Young’s “Trans” meets Kraftwerk meets Devin Townsend.

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  17. aliensporebomb

    Smell Force! Don’t know whether it’s a band or a corporately mandated cleanliness inspector for IT departments!

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  18. Redolus

    Satan’s Penis… I think we’ll go with that. Or what it suggested earlier “Dark Poop”

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  19. Ridiculous

    “StrangleButt” LMFAO xD
    “Hey Sucker”
    “Melting Vomit” ….. seriously 😀
    “Naked Fart”

    You wont believe this one…
    “AnalJudas”

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  20. Darkside Johnny

    Phlegm Angst

    I did a Wiki on “phlegm”, now I’m LMAO!

    There are multiple factors that can contribute to an excess of phlegm in the throat or larynx.

    Vocal abuse: Vocal abuse is the misuse or overuse of the voice in an unhealthy fashion such as clearing the throat, yelling, screaming, talking loudly, or singing ncorrectly.

    Yelling/screaming: Yelling and screaming both cause the vocal cords to hit against each other causing inflammation and phlegm.

    Nodules: Excessive yelling, screaming, and — incorrect singing — as well as other vocal abusive habits can cause vocal nodules.

    (I can’t play guitar without having a cigarette going) Smoking: Smoke is hot, dry, polluted air which dries out the vocal cords. With each breath in of smoke, the larynx is polluted with toxins that inhibit it from rehydrating for about 3 hours. The vocal cords need a fair amount of lubrication and swell from inflammation when they do not have enough of it. When the vocal folds swell and are inflamed, phlegm is often created to attempt to ease the dryness.

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  21. TheTriforceofAwesomeness

    First one I got was Holy Beard. Some other ones I got were Final Nightmare, Satan’s Pain, Broken Stone, Disgusting Perverts, Nothing But Brutality, Mass of Bitches, Darkness with Dream, and Children of Thor.

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  22. Aryan Sengupta

    69 with the grandmother? You got to be *Beep* kidding me!

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  23. MitchØ

    Rancid hell, ugly tongue, rectum wolf, absolute whale… All perfectly usable.

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  24. Zeke Rogers

    This is also good for metal band names: awfulbandnamegenerator.com

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  25. Петр Фатеев

    MegaChurch… Sounds like Dave Ellefson’s side project

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  26. Gabriel Lopes

    FuckRevolver,69 With the Brutality,Sulphuric Bitches,Mass of Perverts,Baron of Pussy,Weird Fuhrer,FuckFoe,Unholy Hole,Fuck Tax Men,Darkness With Bitches
    LOOOOOOOL

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